Dear Kid,
Puppy: Mom
Me: Yes, baby
Puppy: MOM
Me: What?
Puppy: There’s a monster in the house
Me: I don’t think there’s a monster
Puppy: I heard it
Me: What exactly did you hear?
Puppy: That!
Me: That was not a monster
Puppy: What was it?
Me: That was your tummy
Puppy: Whaaaaat?
Me: Yes
Puppy: Noooo….
Me: Yes
Puppy: That noise was not my tummy
Me: No, that was not your tummy
Puppy: It was a monster
Me: No, not a monster
Puppy: Monster
Me: No, that was you
Puppy: What? I didn’t bark
Me: No, sweetie. The other end of you
Puppy: Make it stop! It’s scary!
Me: Whew! Kinda scary for me too. No more snacks for you
Love, Mom
For more puppy conversations see
- Puppy Conversations and Food Observations
- Spring Puppy Conversations
- New Puppy Conversations
- Winter WonderPuppy | Baby It’s Cold Outside
- Puppy Conversations Translated for the College Kid
- Puppy Conversations and FIFA World Cup Soccer
- Puppy Conversations and the Joy of Quirkiness
- Puppy Conversations| In the Beginning
- Puppy Conversations | What’s In a Name?
- Puppy Conversations | Puppy Plans a Party
- Puppy Speaks Foreign Languages…Sort Of
- Summer Puppy Conversations | Speaking of Hope
- National Dog Day | Puppy Has His Say
- Puppy Conversations | Completely In Love with Tal
- The Puppy and The Cricket | Wildlife in the House
- October is National Adopt a Shelter Dog Month |Puppy Has an Announcement
- Puppy Tries to Talk His Way Out of a Bath
- Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge (vegan) for Breakfast
- Puppy Conversations | Mom Has a Headache and Puppy Tries to Help
- Puppy Conversations | Discussing Halloween
- Puppy Conversations | There Are Strangers in the House
- Puppy Conversations | Ricky The Yorkie Comes to Visit
- Puppy Conversations | Puppy Talks Turkey
- Puppy Conversations | Puppy Discovers Leftovers
- Puppy Conversations (Sort of) | The Sleep Challenge (Mine)
- Puppy Conversations | DeScarfing the Frog and Freezing Weather
- Puppy Conversations | Take Your Puppy to Work Day (Not)
- Puppy Conversations | Split Attention: Cat vs Food
- Puppy Conversations | The Adoption Event
- Puppy Conversations | Going to School and Going to Work
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