Puppy Conversations | Split Attention: Cats vs Food

Dear Kid,

Puppy: grrrrrr…WOOF! WOOF! WOOOF…
Me: Hush
Puppy: WOOF WOOOF WOOOOOF WOF!! GRRRR..grrrr…
Me: What does he see?
Dad: The yellow cat. See, right there.
Me: Oh, dear. Puppy, hush.
Puppy: ARF! WOOF! ARF ARFARFARF!!
Me: The cat isn’t on our property, baby
Puppy: I got this! I will protect our territory!!! Let me at him! I’ll save us!
Me: Really, the cat isn’t on our property. See it’s at the neighbor’s house.
Puppy: Get off our land! Get off our land!
Me: Would it help if we looked at a map?
Puppy: GGGGRRRRRR…WOOF WOOF…WOOOF!
Dad: Come here you silly dog
Puppy: Do you have food? WOOF!
Dad: Come!
Puppy: Food? Do you have food? Are you going to feed me? Where is the food?
Dad: Good boy. (to me) Now he’s forgotten all about the cat
Puppy: NO FOOD???? That’s so sad. Back to guard duty. WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
Dad: The cat is gone, you crazy mutt
Me: It’s a good thing he forgot all about the cat
Puppy: WOOF! WOOF! There might be a moose out there too
Me: Keep us posted

Love, Mom

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2 Comments

  1. I learned long ago that dogs believe that anything that they can see is in their yard- even if it is 50 feet up in a tree. My cats seem to only care about the birds at the feeder on the deck. Which is good because a falcon moved into the yard.

    • A falcon? As in will eat small animals? Really? I don’t know whether that is unbelievably cool or sort of horrifying….

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