Dear Kid,
You can learn a lot at the airport (although you might not always want to). Here are 10 things I learned at the airport on our most recent voyage.
- Apparently overalls are a thing.
- Teenage gymnasts can be very dramatic at 5:30am.
- More people than you’d think take pillows with them on flights (and most of the pillows aren’t travel pillows).
- The majority of the pillow carriers are not teenage gymnasts.
- There are people who share waaaaay too much personal information with complete strangers waaaaay too loudly.
- Your mother is not one of those people.
- Not everyone can pull off green hair. (This of course does not stop people from trying.)
- Beads in beards is also a thing (but not in a good way).
- Nobody sells decaf at the airport at 6am (I had already had my requisite 6 gallons of the real stuff, but I was cold.)
- There are a lot of miles in the airport. I walked all of them.
Bonus: Best line from a flight attendant: Please return your seat to the most uncomfortable position possible.
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