Dear Kid,

A group of chipmunks is called a scurry.

A group of football fans is called a tailgate.

A group of drinkers is called a frat party.

A group of alligators is called a congregation. At least that’s what their prey says…

A group of bacteria is called a culture.

A group of operas is called a season.

A group of bullfinches is called a bellowing.

A group of bad ideas is called a cluster f***.

A group of crabs is called a cast. So is a group of actors.

A group of gnus is called an implausibility. So is a group of good ideas.

A group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat. So is a group of fat cells. DearKidLoveMom.com

A group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat. So is a group of fat cells.

A group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat. So is a group of fat cells.

A group of jellyfish is called a smack. Unless I’m involved in which case it’s called an “Are You Kidding Me?”

A group of mosquitoes is called a scourge and a group of locusts is called a plague.

(I’m making up very little of this.)

A group of otters is called an adorable (yeah, I made up that one).

A group of sandwiches is called lunch.

A group of turtles is called a bale.

A group of turtles is called a bale.

A group of dances is called a prom.

A group of squirrels is called a dray.

A group of stingrays is called a fever.

A group of turtles is called a bale.

A group of politicians is called a joke.

Love, Mom