Dear Kid,
A group of chipmunks is called a scurry.
A group of football fans is called a tailgate.
A group of drinkers is called a frat party.
A group of alligators is called a congregation. At least that’s what their prey says…
A group of bacteria is called a culture.
A group of operas is called a season.
A group of bullfinches is called a bellowing.
A group of bad ideas is called a cluster f***.
A group of crabs is called a cast. So is a group of actors.
A group of gnus is called an implausibility. So is a group of good ideas.
A group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat. So is a group of fat cells.
A group of jellyfish is called a smack. Unless I’m involved in which case it’s called an “Are You Kidding Me?”
A group of mosquitoes is called a scourge and a group of locusts is called a plague.
(I’m making up very little of this.)
A group of otters is called an adorable (yeah, I made up that one).
A group of sandwiches is called lunch.
A group of dances is called a prom.
A group of squirrels is called a dray.
A group of stingrays is called a fever.
A group of turtles is called a bale.
A group of politicians is called a joke.
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