Nine Things That Suck In My Life Right Now

Dear Kid,

Nine Things That Suck In My Life Right Now:

Geography. As in living farther away to friends and family than I’d like.
Beam Me Up Scotty. As in we can’t be teleported to the aforementioned friends and family.
Elves. As in they keep not showing up to clean the house.
Time. As in I need more than 24 hours in a day.
Time travel. As in we don’t have it and I think it would be really interesting.
Self-driving cars. As in it would be great to get things accomplished while the car drives me wherever I need to go.
Self-driving helicopters (that I can afford). See above. Only faster. And more George-Jetson-y.
Magic. As in there are several people who would improve my life if they were turned into frogs. Also, it would be really nice to get a coffee refill without having to get up.
Grey hair. As in I have too much of it. Fortunately, I also have the magic potion to make it go away.