Speaking of things that aren’t going to happen, we got mail today addressed to The Parents Of:
In this particular case it was addressed tTPO your sister, but that’s not really the relevant part. It could have been to tTPO any college kid.
It was from – wait for it – the University’s residence halls association offering – wait for it – laundry service.
Yes, for a mere billion dollars, they will pick up, check pockets, pretreat, sort, wash, dry, fold (meticulously), package, and delivery laundry.
Wait, they fold meticulously, but nothing else meticulously?
And, get this, they “check each load for complete drying.” Gee, I thought they’d deliver soggy laundry.
In my opinion, college kids should be able to do their own laundry. It’s part of the experience. It’s a life skill. If you’re in the dorm, the washers are handy.
I suppose there are circumstances under which a kid couldn’t do laundry. But the scenarios I’m imagining involve things a lot more serious than dirty jeans.
Then there’s the cost. There are a variety of plans depending on how much laundry you plan to have, and they range from Expensive to You Can Buy Your Own Washer-Dryer For That Much! I know.
Laughing all the way to the recycle bin.