Dear Kid,
Hold onto your friggatriskaidekaphobia (ooooh, big word. Means fear of Friday the 13th).
Did you know that Fr13 shows up at least once every year?
Once upon a time, no one worried about Friday the 13th because the only days of the week were Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow (and like most triplets they kept changing places with each other). Then Days of the Week were invented and Friday the 13th became the red-headed step child.
Being the kind of mom I am, I conducted a careful scientific study about Fr13 (and by “careful scientific study” I mean I drank a Diet Coke). I can now conclusively say that on Friday the 13th you should avoid walking under a black cat. If a ladder crosses your path, be sure to look in a broken mirror while holding a rabbit’s foot (preferably attached to the rabbit who still – presumably – has a use for it).
See how helpful science Diet Coke is?
Hope you have a great Friday the 13th, because it’s going to come around again in October.
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