Dear Kid,
As I may have mentioned, it’s Spring. And with Spring comes tulips, and bunnies, and weeding, and Dart Wars.
Dart Wars originated in Ancient Greece when the students of Greekus High Schoolus formed squads and bought Nerf guns.
The rules have remained relatively unchanged since then (with slight modifications for inventions like cars and cell phones).
Pi is participating in Dart Wars this year and the Wars start tomorrow.
Planning for Dart Wars is somewhere between planning for Prom and organizing shopping for Black Friday. It requires the attention to detail generally only seen in operating rooms and the audacity of a Hail Mary pass with only 3 seconds left in the game.
There are meetings, wardrobe consultations, battle plans, alternative plans, hiding places, instructions for allies (and parents), contingency plans, housing arrangements, reprovisioning stations, and warnings to NOT under ANY circumstances—ANY—invite an Unknown Person into the house. ANY.
It also involves teenagers voluntarily getting up much earlier than usual which may be the most amazing part of the entire event.
Stay tuned for the next six weeks of attacks and counter attacks.
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