Dear Kid,
You’re safely back at school (thank you for letting us know you arrived before the weather started) and I miss you already. So does the Puppy. By the way, he’s not completely better, but he spun around at dinner time, so I take that as a very good sign of healing.
I’ve been thinking about a lot of things today.
Like:
Why is it that most girl athletes with long hair wear their hair in a ponytail when they’re playing but most men (and by “most men” I mean NFL players) just wear their long hair down during games?
Why is it no one will pay me to play solitaire all day on my computer?
Who decided it was a good idea to keep running the really creepy Old Spice commercials?
Why do adults have to work on school snow days?
What impact do we think drones will have on professional football?
Why does time go so quickly from 4pm Sunday to 11pm Sunday?
What would it take to train the dog to bring me another serving of potatoes?
As you can see, it’s been a very busy day.
If you find the answers to these—or any other important questions—don’t hesitate to fill me in.
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