Dear Kid,
You are not going to believe what today is.
Happy If Your Pet Had Thumbs Day! (Seriously.)
I took a highly scientific poll to find out what people thought their pets would do if they had thumbs.
The top responses I made up were
- Huh?
- I don’t know, maybe suck his thumb?
- Where would a snake put a thumb?
- Text, no question.
- Serve herself more food. All day long.
- Where do you come up with these things?
I asked the Puppy what he would do if he had thumbs. He stared at me for a minute, wagged his happy tail, and licked my feet. I thought he showed great restraint in not answering the question.
Happy If Your Pet Had Thumbs Day. (Feel free to enjoy your own thumbs today too.)
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