Dear Kid,

Tragedy!

Catastrophe!

Disaster and calamity!

Yesterday, the unthinkable happened.

I left my phone at home.

I love my cell phone DearKidLoveMom.comAll day.

By itself.

Without me.

You know this because you tried to call, text, and otherwise track me down. It didn’t work and you resorted to calling Dad.

Not only could I not talk to you, Dearest One, I couldn’t go to the gym because Plans Had Not Been Made (and I’m still seriously exhausted).

I’m pretty sure there were other things I couldn’t do either. I’m not sure what, but I know that it is Vital to have a cell phone At All Times and since I didn’t the world was Seriously Out of Balance.

I apologize to the world.

Love, Mom