Dear Kid,

If you are reading this it means there is no real blog today. My brain is mush (even more so than usual) and my ability to focus on DKLM is — what’s the word? — nonexistent.

Did you hear that there’s a new disorder called ADOS? Attention Deficit, OH Shiny!

This is all from MFTI (My Friend the Internet). Apologies in advance. You’ve been warned.

Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

What kind of bagel can fly? (I can’t even believe I’m sharing this.) A plain bagel.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. (Math Joke!)

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

I’ll go drink my coffee now…

Love, Mom