ODE TO THE INTERNET On a painfully slow day I sit and wait for you to load You’re not as fast as I was told The time it takes is gone for good Come on! This is my livelihood! I sit and wait for you to load It’s long past time you finally showed And trust me now, I won’t forget I need to reach the internet. I sit and wait for you to load And now my dinner’s growing cold And still I wait and wait and wait I’m getting bored; it’s getting late. I sit and wait for you to load I’m going into panic mode I’ve got to get my story set I’ve got to reach the internet! I sit and wait for you to load I think my head just might explode As time continues not to fly Without the ‘net, I just might die I sat and waited all night long I even wrote this little song A wasted night that I regret I still can’t reach the internet… DearKidLoveMom.com

ODE TO THE INTERNET On a painfully slow day I sit and wait for you to load You’re not as fast as I was told The time it takes is gone for good Come on! This is my livelihood! I sit and wait for you to load It’s long past time you finally showed And trust me now, I won’t forget I need to reach the internet. I sit and wait for you to load And now my dinner’s growing cold And still I wait and wait and wait I’m getting bored; it’s getting late. I sit and wait for you to load I’m going into panic mode I’ve got to get my story set I’ve got to reach the internet! I sit and wait for you to load I think my head just might explode As time continues not to fly Without the ‘net, I just might die I sat and waited all night long I even wrote this little song A wasted night that I regret I still can’t reach the internet… DearKidLoveMom.com