Here’s what I learned.
Baseball in person is better than baseball on TV. It is also considerably more crowded.
Baseball is better when the home team wins. Go Reds!
You can buy a really good vegetable cup at the Great American Ball Park. Once you do, you won’t be able to afford college tuition, but you’ll have a few healthy veggies to nibble.
Baseball doesn’t have a lot of action (I already knew that), but the stadium does.
Sometimes, baseball tickets get you free pizza. Thank you to the Cleveland players who struck out.
They sweep the dirt at baseball games. They also Swiffer the bases.
I will never be able to mow my lawn in such cool patterns.
This year’s All-Star Game will be in Cincinnati. Whoever created the logo did a really great job—unlike the person (me) who took the photo of the logo.
Make today a home run day, kiddo.