Do you like your College Life?
Yes mom. I like my college life.
Do you like to crew a boat?
Do you like to feed a goat?
Yes, I like to crew a boat
but Mama, we don’t have a goat.*
Do you ride your bike to class?
Or do you sit upon your butt?
I ride my bike from here to there,
I ride my bike most everywhere.
I really like to crew a boat,
and when it’s cold, I wear my coat.
Would you? Could you? read a book?
Would you? Could you? take a look?
Yes, Mom, I can read a book
and at my notes, I’ll take a look.
I did not have a quiz today,
but I’d have passed it anyway.
And I can study here or there,
Yes, I can study anywhere.
Is your laundry three weeks old?
Is your pizza getting cold?
My laundry isn’t three weeks old, my pizza rarely gets too cold,
I wear a coat to keep me warm,
I take umbrellas in a storm
I eat my breakfast and my lunch
My friends are nice, a real cool bunch.
I’m doing fine, I’m doing well,
And that is all there is to tell.
So please Mom, while I love this stuff
You have to know, enough’s enough.
Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!
*Tune in tomorrow for an explanation of the the goat.