Your sister has decided to kill me.
In order to preserve my sanity, my capacity to breathe, and my ability walk upright, I’ve decided to begin compiling a list of reasons NOT to do the insanity workout.
- I have a hangnail.
- I don’t have an Insanity Workout outfit.
- My eyelashes hurt.
- I sprained my eardrum.
- I want to be able to work out tomorrow.
- “Work. Out.” ‘Nuff said.
- I have to cook dinner.
- I have to write a blog.
- I have to paint the garage.
- I have to finish knitting a sweater.
- I have to learn how to knit.
- I have a date with a pillow.
- I need to text someone.
- I have to be home in case the political pollsters call.
- I’d rather binge out on Oreos.
I don’t think she’ll accept any of those, but a girl’s gotta try.