He’s also taller. And has his own pose.
Simone Biles is bouncier than you.
She’s also shorter. And her eye makeup is more sparkly.
Ryan Lochte is cooler than you. His response to being held up at gunpoint in Rio was (and I quote) “whatever”.
The American women play volleyball better than you do. Other American women play soccer better than you. Or maybe they don’t.
There are a bunch of people who fence better than you do (but not better than Inigo Montoya).
There are people in Brazil who have cried more than you over the last several days and people who have screamed more than you (mostly fans).
There are athletes who lift far more than two of you. And Michael Phelps is going to have to start lifting heavier weights to be able to carry around all his medals.
I love watching familiar and less familiar sports.