I have a notion. A stray little thought that wandered into my cranium about a year ago and took up residence. I thought maybe it had been a temporary boarder, but it recently popped up again.
I want to go to Gobbler’s Knob on Groundhog Day.
There are only about a thousand problems with this notion starting with
- I don’t think Dad will be interested in going,
- They open the gate to Gobbler’s Knob at 3am which is a ridiculous hour,
- That ridiculous hour is made even more ridiculous because it’s the middle of freakin’ winter and therefore cold (which I hate), and
- Groundhog Day 2015 is on a Monday—and it’s not recognized as one of the holidays we get to skip work for.
On the plus side, it’s Groundhog Day in Punxsutawney!
I looked up Punxsutawney, PA on Google maps. It turns out that Gobbler’s Knob is on the outskirts of Punxsutawney and Punxsutawney is in exactly nowhere PA.
And there doesn’t seem to be much else to do in the area. Aside from the hand crafted groundhog souvenirs and the Punxsutawney Phil museum. Or something like that.
There’s always the possibility of getting caught in the same day over and over again, but they don’t advertise that.