Most of my friends are a little crazy. Generally they are crazy in a good sort of way, so we have reciprocal wackiness.
You know, just a little on the What? side of things.
But every now and then, one of them will cross over into true Have You Lost Your Mind?
One of my friends went to Are You Insane Land this weekend.
A while ago, she tried to get me to participate in a 5K with her. Since I was pretty sure the “K” didn’t stand for kayaking or knitting, I decided to pass lest the K stand for “killing me, here.”
Yesterday, this same friend sent me the following message—on my beloved Fitbit: “Contemplating Half Pig on May 1. Interested in the challenge?”
To be clear, she did not mean eating half a pig, but rather participating in the Flying Pig Half Marathon which is like a marathon only the ambulances are closer to the starting line.
Of course I was interested. Interested in how she thought that someone who walks about 5 miles (total) on a REALLY active day might be able to perambulate that far. All at once. Without falling so far behind that the race ended days before I get to the finish line.
My response to her—not on my beloved Fitbit since I don’t want to offend it: “When did they start allowing bicycles in the Pig?”
So far no response. But to be fair, I only sent the message a few minutes from now. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
I’ll keep you posted.
From the comfort of my 10,000 steps per day goal.
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