If you are reading this it means there is no real blog today. My brain is mush (even more so than usual) and my ability to focus on DKLM is — what’s the word? — nonexistent.
Did you hear that there’s a new disorder called ADOS? Attention Deficit, OH Shiny!
This is all from MFTI (My Friend the Internet). Apologies in advance. You’ve been warned.
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
What kind of bagel can fly? (I can’t even believe I’m sharing this.) A plain bagel.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. (Math Joke!)
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
I’ll go drink my coffee now…