There’s no use crying over spilled milk. One, because you can’t un-spill it and Two, because it’s milk.
There’s no use crying over spilled coffee either, but One, it’s COFFEE and Two, it stains.
When you spill it on the rug. Which you would never do.
I mean which I would never do. Ever.
Not only is the coffee busy staining your rug, it is busy not waking you up. Which means cranky person attempting to clean up spilled coffee.
Not that this would ever happen. Ever.
In other news, did I tell you we’re thinking about putting chocolate brown carpeting in the family room?