Like which commercials should be allowed and which should be banned forever.
For example, any commercial that features insects (real or CGI): should be banned.
Diet Coke commercials: allowed.
Any commercial, no matter how well-intentioned, that shows sad and/or harmed and/or mistreated animals: definitely banned.
Car commercials: meh.
Commercials for fresh fruit and veggies: approved.
Commercials for breakfast cereal: perfectly fine—after 9pm.
Commercials for cell phones: whatev.
Commercials for coffee: um, of course they’re ok.
Commercials for stupid television shows or movies: um, duh, no.
Commercials for restaurants: depends on my mood.
Commercials for pistachios: absolutely—love those. Both the commercials and the nuts.
See how much better the world would be?
What commercials would you allow? Which would you ban?