It is Monday.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
And somehow (as you probably know) Monday mornings arrive earlier than mornings any other day of the week.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
I don’t know why Mondays insist on being early.
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos
I practically leap out of bed at the same time on weekends and feel like I’ve wasted half the day. Some weekend days it’s the same time.
And occasionally I leap. But not very often.
Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee. ~Author Unknown
The point is Mondays arrive on their own slightly sadistic schedule. Without the possibility of turning over and going back to sleep for a few hours.
Déjà Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown
Meanwhile, I have a date with a K-cup.