To those celebrating the holiday of I Ate Too Much Chinese Food last night, happy that too.
To those traveling, travel safe.
To those at home, enjoy.
To those seeing family, enjoy.
To those seeing friends, enjoy.
To those taking care of other people’s puppies, thank you.
To those working today, thank you for taking care of the rest of us.
To those not working today, enjoy your day.
To those being dragged places by their parents, thank you for your patience and your good attitude.
To those doing the dragging, thank you for your patience and your good attitude.
To those being separated from their electronic devices for some or all of the day, you’ll survive–I promise.
To those doing the separating, excellent!
To those who let me sleep slightly later today, thank you.
To those playing Boggle today, good luck.
To those playing Boggle against me, bring it.
And to everyone, happy today.