Can I post a comment?
You can. I reserve the right to delete the comment if it’s spam, mean-spirited, rude, obnoxious, or otherwise annoying.
Will you answer questions?
Sure. If the question is sufficiently interesting and/or I can come up with an answer that is sufficiently interesting.
How do you define interesting?
Depends on the day. Next question.
Is this blog only for The Kid?
Of course not. This is for anyone who is a college student, parent of college student, has ever been a college student, might be a college student in the next 5 years or so, once thought about being a college student, or just needs a letter from mom.
Do you accept suggestions for future blogs?
Sure. If the suggestions is sufficiently interesting and/or I can come up with an answer that is sufficiently interesting. Wait, didn’t I sort of say that already?
Why is there a contact page?
I want you to feel free to communicate with your mother in any form you want–text, email, call (I’ll have to write a post explaining what that is), fill out the contact form, whatever makes you happy. Just stay in touch.
Why doesn’t this site have a good logo?
Because I am many things, but graphic designer isn’t any of them. Have a great idea you want to contribute? I’m open to consider all things.
Will you pay someone to design a logo?
Nope. Next question.
Is it ok to read this underwater?
The contents of this blog are safe to at least 80 feet of ocean depth. The device you are reading it on may not be, but that is your problem. Also why are you reading this underwater? Go look at a fish or an eel or something.
Is it ok to read this on a trampoline?
Is it true that you are hilarious?
Obviously. You should ignore anyone who rolls his or her eyes and says “yeah, mom, you’re hilarious” in the sarcasm font.