Overheard at work, a conversation between an Older Dude (and by “older” I mean he is past his twenties) and a Younger Dude (and by “younger” I mean he has yet to get to his twenties).
Younger Dude: Pumpkin seeds
Older Dude: They good?
Younger Dude: Yep. They are
Older Dude: Better be careful about those
Younger Dude: Huh?
Older Dude: You know what happens when you eat those?
Younger Dude: Um, no?
Older Dude: You grow a pumpkin in your stomach
Younger Dude: Well, then I better eat them, because I’m trying to gain weight
The rest of the office cracked up.
It might have been funnier in person.
Careful what you eat today.