Please join us for a lovely buffet dinner. Light appetizers. Specialties include knees, ankles, elbows, back of neck, and calves. Slight danger involved but this is too tasty to pass up. Expect unseemly expletives from the buffet. Bring your own proboscis. Men not invited.
Meet us in the backyard while Mom is gardening. No need to wait for seating. Attack at your pleasure.
Excuse me while I go take a bath in hydrocortisone.