Once upon a time there was a Mom who worked full time, always had a home-made dinner on the table (she never served leftovers or instant mac ‘n cheese), and volunteered 16 hours a week. She got her kids to all their activities on time and never forgot to bake cupcakes for school events. Her eyeliner never smudged and her mascara never flaked. Her nailpolish never chipped and her house was spotless. She got her car’s oil changed on time and always flossed her teeth. Whenever she dieted, she immediately lost 5 pounds even though she made brownies from scratch for her family.