Dear Kid,

“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.” ― James Finn Garner, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories DearKidLoveMom.comOnce upon a time there was a Mom who worked full time, always had a home-made dinner on the table (she never served leftovers or instant mac ‘n cheese), and volunteered 16 hours a week. She got her kids to all their activities on time and never forgot to bake cupcakes for school events. Her eyeliner never smudged and her mascara never flaked. Her nailpolish never chipped and her house was spotless. She got her car’s oil changed on time and always flossed her teeth. Whenever she dieted, she immediately lost 5 pounds even though she made brownies from scratch for her family.

Yeah, no.

Love, Mom