Dear Kid,
Mondays are very interesting animals.
When you Google Monday, you find all kinds of interesting facts.
Like: “According to a study by Marmite in 2011, the average person in the UK does not smile on a Monday until 11.16am.”
I can’t figure out how they got to 11:16, but I find it fascinating.
Most of the facts I found about Monday are both depressing and questionable (like 11:16am).
Personally, I’m not a huge fan of Mondays because they begin with morning. An early morning. And they’ve convinced a whole bunch of other early mornings to follow them.
But right after the early morning comes coffee, which is when the day starts to get better. A LOT better (aren’t you glad I didn’t say “a latte” better?).
I searched for some happy Monday facts; they don’t exist.
Being the kind of Mom I am, I decided to create some happy Monday facts. Since I’m putting them on the internet, they must be true. Here are 5 Incredible Facts About Mondays.
- Monday is the day of the week you are least likely to step in dog poop on your way to lunch.
- French toast tastes especially good on Monday.
- Diets begun on a Monday are at least as likely to be successful as diets begun on any other day of the week.
- Every great week starts with a Monday.
- No one ever did anything great without an occasional Monday.
Also, Monday is an anagram of ‘dynamo’. (I didn’t make that one up.)
Here’s to a Great Monday.
Love, Mom
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