Dear Kid,
It is possible that some days you’ve had enough coffee. Today, I’m not there yet. I’ll get there, because I’m determined. I’m just that sort of mom.
In the meantime, here are 11 Ways to Tell You Haven’t Had Enough Coffee. (I’ve provided pictures in case you haven’t had enough coffee either.)
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when you can kill people just by looking at them.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when breathing requires all your concentration.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when deciding which King to move in Solitaire is too daunting a decision.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when curling up with the puppy and going back to sleep is the only option.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when numbers look like little people dancing.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when your eyelids weigh 50 lbs. Each.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when getting up seems so difficult you spend 5 minutes willing the coffee pot to deliver your next cup.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when you ignore your cup and start drinking out of the pot.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when someone says, “You look like you need a cup of coffee. Can I get one for you? My treat.”
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when you can convince people not to argue with you with one word: coffee.
You know you haven’t had enough coffee when you’re a college student and it’s finals week.
I’d write more, but my coffee is ready. Thank heavens.
Love, Mom
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